{"product_id":"pretty-darn-tall-birthday-card","title":"Pretty Darn Tall Birthday","description":"\u003cp\u003eAs kids, we make certain assumptions about the way things work. Cooties are a reality…you can practically see them. There is always someone chasing you until you reach the light switch. And, a person’s height is directly related to how old they are. If you’re young, you’re small. If you’re old, you’re tall. The oldest person in the world would then, obviously, also be the tallest person in the world. It’s logic. If you know someone turning an age they consider pretty ‘up there’, remind them things could be worse---they could be seventy-five feet in the air. #realbackproblems\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eInside of card reads: \"Yep. You'd be pretty darn tall. Happy birthday!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCard is measured at 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed on white, 100# heavy-and-slightly-textured cardstock---delicious to the touch.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Good Juju Ink","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":23809717443,"sku":"GC0026","price":4.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1387\/5889\/products\/Cover_bbb59a4a-8a57-4a7f-ba1e-0ba4d8718b20.jpg?v=1472846584","url":"https:\/\/good-juju-dev.myshopify.com\/products\/pretty-darn-tall-birthday-card","provider":"Good JuJu Dev","version":"1.0","type":"link"}