Go Shorty! Elephant Birthday
Whether the guy or gal is actually short or they're just your "shawdy", one thing's fuh sho: "we gon' party like it's yo' birfday!" And if you have no idea what the heck I'm saying, then cheers to a generational gap and a giant scoop of awkwardness.
Inside of card reads: "Go Shorty"
Card is measured at 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed on white, 100# heavy-and-slightly-textured cardstock---delicious to the touch.