I Screwed Up
We all make mistakes. But some mistakes are worth writing home about. If you've royally screwed up, and you need a little hieroglyphic, mathematical levity to help ease the tension in offering your sincerest apologies----this is your card. It just might convince the recipient that you are not, in fact, a total turd.
Inside of card reads: "I'm so, so sorry. Please forgive me. (I'm usually pretty awesome.)"
Card is measured at 4.25 x 5.5 inches and is printed on white, 100# heavy-and-slightly-textured cardstock---delicious to the touch.